FIGLAND- A propaganda video released tonight by Al-Kyeda has claimed full responsibility for Last month's car bomb attack on the headquarters of the NBO. The bombing left 1 minifig dead and 2 others seriously injured. The group branded the brazen attack an example of its "growing strength and capability".

Promising more spectacular attacks to come if the Government of Legoland does not immediately legalise the worship of God, the group has sent a clear message once again to the Empire's ruling class.

Security analysts from the Empire Police Intelligence Unit have described the organisation as the most serious threat to the safety of members of the central government. In a leaked dossier, the EPIU did not mix its words in describing the risk. Full Story

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Legoban fury at Crown Jewels "theft"

LEGOLAND CITY-A Legoban envoy is on its way to the Legoland capital to hold crisis talks with New Brick Order after the party revealed it had ordered the removal of Castleland's "Crown Jewels" to the new parliament building currently under construction. Full Story

New ground capacities announced by LFA taskforce

LEGOLAND CITY-The Legoland Football Association taskforce setup to review the seating capacities of sports grounds throughout the empire has issued its draft report to the football authority. The report recommends huge reductions across the board. The lowering of stadium capacities is just part of the ongoing "Legoisation" programme instigated by LFA President Mr Fifa. Full Story

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