The Legoban conflict| Current seats in Parliament: | |
| NBO | 11 |
| Communist Party | 7 |
| Legoland First | 2 |
| Castlefig Popular Party | 0 |
| Everyone Deserves Bricks | 0 |
| Effective Minifig Union | 0 |
| Greens | 0 |
| Jesus (Independent) | 0 |
| Legoban Movement for Change | 0 |
| UASL FP | 0 |
| Latest TMT/CC Poll: | % |
| Communist Party | 31 |
| NBO | 19 |
| Everyone Deserves Bricks | 18 |
| Legoland First | 15 |
| Effective Minifig Union | 8 |
| Castlefig Popular Party | 3 |
| Greens | 2 |
| Jesus (Independent) | 2 |
| Legoban Movement for Change | 1.5 |
| UASL FP | 0.5 |
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LEGOLAND CITY-The Empire Police have spearheaded a huge crackdown on suspected participants in Tuesday's violent demonstration against
the government in the capital. Security forces raided premises across the city and were seen handling detainees in a very rough
manner indeed sparking concern for their welfare.
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LEGOLAND CITY-The Empire Police have tonight released 11 photographs of minifigs they have branded the instigators
of yesterday's violent clashes in central Legoland City. The disturbances left 2 protestors dead and dozens injured
and damaged not only businesses in the area but the capital's entire image abroad.
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LEGOLAND CITY-Running street battles between security forces and the capital's residents have erupted in Legoland City tonight
with reports of several minifigs killed. Disturbances broke out in the city centre when dozens of minifigs started
smashing in shop windows and hijacking and burning cars in anger at the government's apparent mismanagement of the economy.
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FIGLAND- A propaganda video released tonight by Al-Kyeda has claimed full responsibility for Last month's car bomb attack
on the headquarters of the NBO. The bombing left 1 minifig dead and 2 others seriously injured. The group branded the
brazen attack an example of its "growing strength and capability".
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LEGOLAND CITY-This afternoon's official pronouncement by the state to scrap the new parliament building project has been passionately defended this evening by the Minister for Propaganda and Truth Dr Draco Gobble. Calling the government's decision "inspirational", Dr Gobble accused critics of the move as being "single-brained short-sighted morons".
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LEGOLAND CITY-A Legoban envoy is on its way to the Legoland capital to hold crisis talks with New Brick Order
after the party revealed it had ordered the removal of Castleland's "Crown Jewels" to the new parliament building
currently under construction.
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LEGOLAND CITY-A car bomb detonated near the head offices of Legoland's ruling New Brick Order political
party this evening has completely destroyed the
premises. Authorities in the capital have told the Minifig Times that 3 minifigs were injured in the blast,
2 of which are in a
critical condition in hospital.
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PLAYMOBIL-Playmobil's reclusive leader, King Brunelesky IX, unveiled a new look for 2010 today
when he entertained journalists with an out-of-the-blue photo shoot. Strutting his new hairdo,
King Brunelesky looked a very different minifig than before and all members of the assembled press
were reported to have been "highly impressed".
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ANCIENT ROME-Government officials have confirmed this morning that a peace deal has been struck with Legoban insurgents
after secret talks during the week. With no government ministers willing to comment,
a spokesfig for General Secretary Obnoxious Consensus said that Minister for the Interior, Mr
Devious the Nucleus, had personally signed the deal on behalf of the state.
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Legoland fighter jets have pounded Legoban positions throughout south eastern Castleland's Basicstand Pass this evening
with reports of dozens of civilians killed. Air raids were carried out on villages suspected of harbouring rebels or of
being generally supportive of the insurgency.
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Legoland Football Association president Mr Fifa is in hiding this evening after a death threat was made on his life. A
menacing email sent to the head offices of Legoland football's governing body issued the threat and also gave the impression
that the targeted minifig may need to fire his press officer.
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Government forces have captured the strategically important town of Tricathan from the Legoban, officials have confirmed.
According to the military, troops entered the town this afternoon and were greeted by no one with no trace of the town's
former inhabitants, or of Legoban insurgents.
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The Department of Finance has confirmed tonight that Legoland will receive a £200m boost to the economy in December
after the Emperor sanctioned the purchase of new materials required for the rebuilding of the capital.
The news came following an announcement by the State Economic Bureau earlier this week claiming that the recession was showing signs
of easing.
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BACISTAN PASS-Fierce fighting has continued since early this morning in the mountainous Basicstan Pass region of
Figland with the Ministry of Defence confirming the LRG's 30th casualty at 3pm this afternoon.
Stating "stiffer than expected resistance" the Ministry rejected criticism that it had under estimated the strength of the Legoban. "The Legoban is a hidden
enemy most of the time so it is impossible to know how many fighters they have," said Defence Minister Mr Chemicalus Answerus.
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6 LRG troops have died tonight in the troublesome Figland region of Castleland after their motorised convoy was
ambushed by a combination of Legoban and Al-Kyeda fighters. The convoys were on their way to the town of Tricathan in a bid to
retake the township from Legoban control.
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The government has ordered 4 battalions of troops and both the Legoland Republican Guard's 1st and 2nd
Motorised Divisions to be sent to Castleland to retake Tricathan after it fell to Legoban insurgents yesterday.
The state forces total over 120 minifigs and will also have backup from the Army Air Corps. A confident Minister
for Defence Mr Chemicalus Answerus told reporters that the Legoban "stand no chance".
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Legoban forces have taken control of Tricathan, the Empire's 9th and Castleland's 3rd most populous settlement,
after a heavy assault on the township resulted in its complete capitulation this morning.
Reports emerging state that around 30 heavily armed Legoban attacked
Tricathan at 6am this morning, easily overpowering the defenders who were armed with medieval era weaponry.
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The political lives of both Legoland's General Secretary and PBR's most influential businessfig look over tonight after
Colonel Brik visited the under-fire head of the Legoland government in less than ideal circumstances. Both minifigs have serious
difficulties.
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The Empire Police are hunting an armed male minifig after a brazen hold-up at the Bricklyn Post Office shortly before closing time today. The gunfig is believed to have escaped with a considerable amount of cash and the company have offered a £5,000 reward for information leading to the apprehension of the fugitive.
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A heated protest took place in the capital this evening against the number 244 bus service currently being provided to
residents of the much maligned Hole Tower and Bracken Slum complexes off Three Horns Parade. Speaking outside a local
pizza joint, head of the Hole Tower Residents Association, Mr Barry "the Gnome King" Maguire, said it was
"high time the bus company listened to our list of demands".
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Emperor David visited the Castleland capital today to meet with regional leader Lord Colossus Denarius in an attempt to
reduce escalating tensions between the central government and the autonomous province. The Castleland governor was furious
at the latest comments emanating from the often candid Chief Collector General of the Empire's Customs, Mr Biggus Dickus.
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A badly disfigured corpse believed to be that of former Minister for Justice Mr Captous Criminous has been uncovered by the
Empire Police this evening in the Figland region of the Castleland Autonomous Province. Authorities confirmed that the body was
found dumped on the side of the main road to the provincial capital Rome and there were clear signs of gunshot wounds to the head.
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Al-Kyeda leader Amaso Bin Liner has announced the capture of Minister for Justice Mr Captious Criminous after an attack on Criminous'
entourage in the lawless Figland region of the Castleland Autonomous Province. Mr Criminous was seized while on his way from the
capital to the Castleland city of Tricathan for a scheduled meeting with the local judiciary.
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General Secretary Obnoxious Consensus has refused to step aside despite only narrowly surviving yet another motion of no confidence
tabled against himself and his New Brick Order cabinet by leading opposition parties. The attempted defeat of the government was
spearheaded by the Legoland Communists in conjunction with the EDB and the Effective Minifig Union but the coalition was defeated by
2 votes thanks to Legoland First's overwhelming support for the government.
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