05 October 2009
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At his first conference Jose Amavisca contradicted club president Francesco Pedone, much to Pedone's displeasure, by stating that the game against Port Villa will be "tricky".
LFC find themselves already 7 points behind league leaders Lion Lakers and knowing that a defeat in the forthcoming Legoland Derby on Saturday could signify the end of their title hopes.
LEGOLAND CITY-Legoland FC have unvealed José Emilio Amavisca as their new head coach filling the position made vacant by Saturday's dismissal of Patrice Loko. The appointment of Amavisca, who featured in the LFC teams of the 1990s, primarily on the substitute's bench, was a surprise to many pundits as he posesses no previous managerial experience. This fact is a clear similarity between his appointment and that of previous coach Loko yet LFC president Francesco Pedone was quick to underline that there are big differences between the two. "Unlike Loko, I have no doubts that Amavisca is the right minifig for the hot-seat and he is in a different league than that waste of plastic", said Pedone.
"Ama, I like to call him Ama as we are pals, is a top 'fig", Pedone told the press. "With Ama on board we should easily be able to rectify the situation and challenge for this season's title. All we need is to restore the confidence ignoramus Loko lost in the dressing room. With this is mind I expect an easy win against the Pirates on Wednesday".
LFC visit the Villa Arena to take on a Port Villa side in crisis after three consecutive defeats has left the side fifth from bottom. The Pirate's coach Mr Port Villa was quick to wish LFC's new appointment the worst. "Don't we all hope he ends up just like Loko? I don't think any minifig in the universe wishes him well unless they support those jerks".
Meanwhile LFC have already announced some changes to the playing staff with a compensation package believed to be around £20m having been agreed with the LFA for Sergio Agüero after it was discovered the striker had also signed a contract with ND Land Primera Liga club Gardinia East FC. The compensation figure has angered many in Legoland with Legoland United releasing a statement this evening claiming "Mr Fifa's favouritisms are highlighted yet again". Agüero cost the Cartel £9m in the pre-season.
Amavisca's first signing could well be Wayne Rooney after Inter Police announced they would listen to offers in the October transfer window "if they are reasonable".
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