Cristiano Ronaldo scored from a freekick on his debut for LFC to the delight of the home crowd.
Speaking after the game Ronaldo was quick to dismiss his good start. "The Townfigs are losers and only a sucker would celebrate for more than 2 seconds scoring against them. Do I look like a sucker?"
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Legoland FC have stormed to the top of the Serie A after a 7-2 trouncing of Legoland Town at the Partizan, the Old Rule's biggest ever opening day win. Last season's runners-up hit the front in the 12th minute through a powerful Cristiano Ronaldo freekick and were 3-0 up by the half-time interval thanks to a brace from Benoit Le Bris and Raul. The Cartel went on to score 4 more in the second half, the first of which was an comical own goal by the Townfig's Lorenzo Stovini, with the others coming from Le Bris, Romario and Frank Lampard.
With LFC in talks with ND Land over a €50m deal for star forward Kaka, the Cartel's fans could be forgiven for thinking that this season's title is their's to lose. Such hopeful thoughts increased today after reigning champions Legoland United slipped up on the proverbial banana skin at home to newly promoted Atlas Bell. Full Story
Emperor David visited the Castleland capital today to meet with regional leader Lord Colossus Denarius in an attempt to
reduce escalating tensions between the central government and the autonomous province. The Castleland governor was furious
at the latest comments emanating from the often candid Chief Collector General of the Empire's Customs, Mr Biggus Dickus.
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After months of chasing what appeared to be a lost cause, the signature of ND Land's Cristiano Ronaldo, Legoland FC shocked
everyone announcing the capture of the minifig at 11:10 this morning. The deal was finally struck after LFC tabled two different
offers to the ND Land giants, both involving swapping players.
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A badly disfigured corpse believed to be that of former Minister for Justice Mr Captous Criminous has been uncovered by the
Empire Police this evening in the Figland region of the Castleland Autonomous Province. Authorities confirmed that the body was
found dumped on the side of the main road to the provincial capital Rome and there were clear signs of gunshot wounds to the head.
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