ND Land FC manager Zdeněk Zeman has declared that the title race will be closer next season and blamed Jurgen Klinsmann's incredible run of draws as the reason why they failed to lift the ND Land league title last term.

ND Land's largest club-side drew 10 of their opening 14 games in the 2008/9 campaign leaving them in 15th place, way behind the leaders and eventual winners Albern. However they replaced Klinsmann and got their season back on track, finishing in third place, 12 points behind champions Albern. Zeman stated that "ND Land lost this league because of foolish draws. 11 games without a win is unacceptable". This was referring to ND Land's astonishing 11 games winless run early last season. Zeman, however, has vowed to turn things around. Full Story

Relentless Reds secure historic treble

The Legoland United juggernaut marched onwards today with an awe-inspiring display of attacking football at the King David Stadium securing a second consecutive LFA Cup title for the Reds. The 2-1 win over Roma saw United become the first ever club to pull off the domestic treble, having already won the Derby Cup and Serie A title. Full Story

LFC handed down heavy fine for Amrap riot

The LFA have fined LFC £1m for trouble caused by supporters of the capital side in Amrap on the final day of last season. Following LFC's loss to Parma on May 16th hundreds of angry minifigs rampaged through the Amrap causing significant damage to commericial properties in the business district. Full Story

Reds part like it's 1999

Legoland United have lifted the Serie A title today after a dazzling 4-1 victory over a deplorable Celebs side at the San Siro stadium in the capital. The triumph, which guaranteed the club the league crown for the first time since 1999, was fittingly secured by their most famous of players, the disabled striking trio of Leper, Christy, and Cripple. Full Story