Under fire Legoland FC boss and crazy ND Lander, Patrice Loko, has potentially hammered the final nail into his own managerial coffin after inexplicably asserting that "failing to win the league is not the end of the world". Speaking to reporters ahead of tomorrow’s meeting with Parma, the deranged minifig claimed that his record was exemplary, having “only” lost twice since taking over the reigns from Sir Alex Ferguson in February.

Loko, who has faced down accusations that he is clinically insane, told the media that whatever happens tomorrow he was in it for the long run. “Next season LFC will truly be rewarded with the fruits of my labour, not this season”. However, according to sources close to the LFC directors, the champions of last season may not have much patience left. Full Story

San Siro sold out ahead of title decider

Legoland United have confirmed that the San Siro will be a sell-out for tomorrow’s crunch SuperLeague showdown with the Celebs. A victory for the Reds will hand the football powerhouse their third title and potentially set the club up for an historic treble as they have already won this season’s Derby Cup and have booked their place in the LFA Cup final. Full Story

Admirable Mr Prints calls for Serie A expansion

Celebs owner, the admirable Mr Prints, has called on Mr Fifa and the Legoland Football Association to "seriously consider" the recent proposal brought forward by Torino Calcio to expand the Serie A from 22 to 24 teams. Speaking in the city of Nirut, Mr Prints claimed that a bigger division would bring rich rewards for the SuperLeague's member clubs. Full Story

LFC furious after heavy fine is handed down to club

Legoland FC have reacted angrily this evening after the Legoland Football Association handed down a £50,000 fine for their players' conduct during today's Serie A clash against Republic. The decision was made following a review of TV evidence the association said after a request from the match referee Devious Ethos. Full Story