The capture of a suspected key member of the Hole Heads Clan criminal syndicate has seen rioting break out in parts of the Legoland capital tonight as resident bums took to the streets in support of the arrested minifig, understood to be known locally as "One Eye".

The trouble started on Liberty Boulevard and Slave Street when gangs of youths started chanting anti-police slogans and attacked local businesses smashing in doors and windows with a barrage of stones, iron bars and beer bottles. According to the Empire Police, local members of the Hole Heads Clan effectively organised the riot through both intimidation and the promise of jobs in the Clan. Speaking to reporters at the Bombardier Police Station, Empire Police Chief Biggus Piggus confirmed that relative order had been restored in the troublesome hot-spots by 10.30pm and that 6 minifigs were now in custody. "These individuals will be placed before the courts tomorrow and will face the prospect of severe prison sentences" Chief Piggus said. He also had a warning for the ringleaders of the violence and organised crime in general. Full Story

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