SuperLeague club Black Fortress Barbarians have ended their long association with one of Legoland's most famous football managers, 77 year old Vujadin Boškov. Saturday's 2-1 home defeat in the Serie A to Port Villa and Boškov's post match comments proved to be the final straw in ending the working relationship between the 'fig and club owner Claudia D'Impaciente. The relationship was already "on the rocks" for most of the season even when BFB, newly promoted from Serie B this season, sat pretty at the top of the division.

Mumbling to the press on Sunday, Ms D'Impaciente explained that she lost her patience with Boškov after he said she should "butt off". "I got tired of his lil butt getting in the way of my team winning and his last comment was the final straw, he is fired! So fired! I'll mail his stuff to his crib... I won't let him screw my team as he is doing, loss after loss, who does he think we are, Torino or some other sorry team?" Full Story

Loko loses first game in charge to manager-less Lazio

Legoland FC head coach Patrice Loko has had a disappointing start to his managerial career seeing his side go down 1-0 to Lazio at the Olimpico. With the game remaining scoreless and 10 minutes left on the clock, Lazio midfielder Cristian Ledesma capitalised on some poor defending to head home a Goran Pandev corner kick. Full Story

Marino sack Aldridge after club slips closer to drop

Serie A club Marino have fired long-standing coach John Aldridge after the Martimers recent dismal form left the team just 6 points above the relegation zone. Having failed to record a single win in their last 7 outings the club's owner King Edward personally intervened and gave the under-achieving Aldridge the boot. Full Story

LFC president Hagi announces retirement

Legoland FC's president Gheorghe Hagi has announced that he will retire from the post in June once the Serie A season has "been won". The former LFC midfielder became the club's first ever president at the Partizan club in March 2008 when he was appointed top 'fig by the board of directors. "I have enjoyed my time at the helm but I feel I want to get back into day-to-day football management". Full Story

Nation's third largest bank collapses after filing record losses

The announcement came directly from VOL PKLM's chief executive Riskyus Gambulus at lunchtime today in a statement hurriedly issued to the press. Legoland's third largest financial institution will cease all operations permanently from 12:00am Friday 27th February with the loss of 35 jobs after the lender posted losses of £194m in its first months of operation. Full Story